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Led by Dr. Daniel J. Hoffsberger, AATC researchers believe that the next giant step forward in the human story will be open contact with alien races.
It could be true that interpreting every piece of indigenous spiritual art as depicting spaceships is a form of ultra-square, concrete-minded ignorance about how these artifacts are documenting an interior landscape accessed by practices of inner alchemy in concert with strong plant medicines. While this is the ultimate form of western ethnocentric conceit, you’re totally open to it because it’s cool and mysterious.
Why not document that and foist it on your friends as proof of your evolved intellectual courage?